May182013

folie-a-tout:

heyaeya:

dameofspace:

pandyssian:

OH MY GOD APPARENTLY TAKING AN ARROW TO THE KNEE WAS AN OLD NORDIC SLANG FOR GETTING MARRIED 

I THOUGHT THAT ALL THOSE GUYS IN SKYRIM HAD LITERALLY BEEN SHOT IN THEIR KNEES WITH ARROWS BUT I GUESS NOT

And at that moment, the foundation of that entire meme became something like this:

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THAT EXPLAINS WHY MEN GO DOWN ON ONE KNEE WHEN THEY PROPOSE

OH MY GOD

(via humormill)

2AM

my entire life is comprised of me deciding if i should fiesta or siesta

(Source: giantspacefetus, via my-ditsy-little-world)

May152013
May142013
  • (I work in a Coffee Shop. I was on break in the lobby when a couple walks in. Directly behind them is a cute little boy in Batman costume.)
  • Me: “Oh my God! It’s BATMAN!”
  • (The boy stops, strikes a pose and starts looking around menacingly. After a few seconds, he approaches the counter.)
  • Mother: “Jeff, would you like a chocolate milk?”
  • Boy: “I am not Jeff. I am The Batman.”
  • Mother: “The Batman, would you like a chocolate milk?”
  • Boy: “Yes. Yes, The Batman would.”
  • (The couple pays while the boy sits down with his chocolate milk. He keeps a stern look on his face as he sips the drink.)
  • Boy: *sips* “Gotham is safe.”
12AM
12AM

slytherin-starkid-of-tardis:

phinflynn:

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“Ah, Perry the platypus!”

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“What an unexpected -“

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“WAIT, WAIT, WAIT!”

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“You’re trapped!”

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“By societal convention!”

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“Look! We’re in a fine dining environment. Everyone knows not to throw a scene in a fancy restaurant!”

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“That’s right. You’re trapped. Sit down.”

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This show is fucking brilliant.

And this ladies and gentlemen is the work of genius writers. 

(via fezandajumper)

12AM

sirseahorse:

stabsinthe:

if gatsby wrote a letter to nick it would be addressed to “old sport” because i firmly believe gatsby doesnt know nicks name

(via speedyscafe)

May102013
May82013
vvargs:

My banana looks like Matt Smith

vvargs:

My banana looks like Matt Smith

(via i-aint-bovvered)

May72013
6PM
plajus:

can we please make this one of the most used reaction gifs on tumblr, oh my god

plajus:

can we please make this one of the most used reaction gifs on tumblr, oh my god

(via loki-dokey)

6PM

(Source: bullshit-time, via humormill)

6PM

lumos5000:

theshirelock:

if artistic people are forced to take years of math and science then why don’t sciencey people have to take art and music classes

someone found a real life plot hole

(via humormill)

May62013

What would you say to Mary Poppins
on this lovely day?

(x)

(Source: anything-yourheart-desires, via fromcarouseltohair)

May52013

jeremyandscarlett:

thepirateking:

do you ever stop to think about how we idolize a group of adults who play pretend really well in front of cameras

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(Source: thepiratekingg, via whydidipullthetriggerboom)

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